Dear God,
I'm sorry. I promise I won't do
[this], and [that] again if you
[this], and [that] again if you
help me just one more time.
Honey, we need milk and bread.
We regret to inform you that we
are unable to accept your
are unable to accept your
submission at this time.
[insert name here] was caught
on video tape [insert act here].
on video tape [insert act here].
BREAKING NEWS: America's dependence
on oil causes [chose one or more: war/devastation
on the environment/fuel prices to skyrocket/a
new billionaire].
new billionaire].
We have the Democrats
[interchangeable with Republicans]
[interchangeable with Republicans]
to thank for that mess.
Lindsey Lohan [insert anything here].
Obama fails to
[insert ridiculous expectation here].
Husband/man suspected of murdering
wife/woman. Body not found. He
wife/woman. Body not found. He
says, "I'm innocent."
[product/medication/food] recalled
because [hundreds/thousands] of people
[become sick/develop facial tic/die].
because [hundreds/thousands] of people
[become sick/develop facial tic/die].
The end of times is here!
Michelle Buchanan 06/10/2010
2 comments:
I came by and read this, started breaking up laughing all the way through it. I guess it's not so much funny, really, but still...
"Lindsay Lohan [insert anything here]" particularly LOL.
The poem also reminded me, kind of, of the endless corporate memos where I work, that float through space on their way to nowhere. (I.e. gray cubicle in gray office with gray windows in large office building at [insert name of large corporation].) Not so LOL maybe, but on the other hand...
Thanks Lyle, I'm glad you got a laugh. I can't count how many memos I've sent out in my lifetime! They always seemed to say the same thing too. I could probably expand on this.
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